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KWENTOTERO AWARDS-Aljur Abrenica: Hubad for all season
Ang pangalan na "Hubad for all season" ay nais naming iparangal kay ginoong Aljur Abrenica sa kadahilanang hubad siya sa lahat ng kanyang ginagawa...at na-spotan ng kwentotero si Aljur Abrenica sa kanyang daily living...
Habang nasa bahay
Habang nasa tabi ng pool
Habang nagpapacute
..at habang nasa garden at nagrerelax
At dahil dyan Aljur..Tanggapin mo ang tropeyong ito..congratulations!
you deserve this award
From Kwentotero Family
Mermaid on the Beach
A guy was walking on the beach when he notices another guy tanning on the beach. The guy had a strong build and a great body. But he had a vey small head. So the guy goes up to him and says excuse but I noticed you on the beach and I must say that you have a great body but why is your head so small?
The man replies well one day I was walking on this very same beach and I caught a Mermaid sun-bathing on those rocks out there. And if you catch a mermaid out of the water you get three wishes. So she asked me what I would like and I said that I was never a really good-looking guy so I wished for a good body.
And thats how I got my body.
Then I told her that I always wanted to live by the beach so I wished for this house right here on the beach. And theres my house.
Then I told her that it has been a long time since I have been with a women so I asked her if she would sleep with me.
She said if I could I would but as you see that from the waist down I'm all fin and that there was no way so could give me any pleasure. Then I said thats ok, how about a little head.
Kung di mo gets gago ka!
galing dito ang kwento
Wansapanataym..
Mrs: Inday! pakitawag nga si Junior at maghahapunan na tayo..
Inday: Ok Madam!
Mrs: Pakitignan na rin kung nasaan ang sir mo..
Mrs: Hali ka dito anak at kakain na tayo.. Nasaan ang Sir mo Inday?
Inday: Andun po maam, nasa playground din..
Mrs: Gusto mo ng ice cream na dessert hon?bumili kami kanina!
Sir: Ayoko kumain nyan.. Gusto ko ng.......
Bungee Jump
- ayain ang barkada sa 4 story house nyo. (mas mataas mas mainam)
- maghanap ng lubid na mahaba. (kahit anong lubid mas mahaba mas maganda masmanipis mas cool)
- umakyat sa bubong itali ang barkada sa lubid at itulak saka pagtawanan.(for best result wag niyo itali ung dulo nang lubid para mas may thrill ang bungee jumping niyo)
mgnda rin to ksi pgsapit ng gabi for sure may magpapakape senyo.
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